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JB is on the Road
JB has left on his trek to find his roots. He has been talking about this for some time, along with his desire to seek out the mythical Great Mother Bear; the wisest bear in the world.
He was waiting for the call of the wild to summon him, and lo and behold it came on the first day of Spring. While I and the other bears tried to help him prepare for the journey he ended up leaving quite spontaneously and without any supplies. “I must live in the woods with my animal cousins” he said as he sloped off into the trees.
Coincidently, the male servant’s visa card seems to have disappeared from his wallet.
Worc is going out each day trying to track him and carrying snacks in his beak, just in case JB is having difficulty ‘living off the land.’ A couple of days after he left he was seen at Mastodon Ridge chowing down on some Kentucky Fried chicken.
No doubt we will get the whole story, in verse, when he returns.
Submitted by Bilbo
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Happy Easter!
Jimmy the Rabbit Recovering
It was noted in early March that Jimmy the Rabbit, my assistant in charge of ‘compliance’, was suffering from a strange case of benevolence. His desire to be nice to everyone and give out gifts was giving council members some real concerns. The main worry members had was that the servants, in constant need of ‘gentle persuasion’ would get out of control in the absence of Jimmy’s guiding hand.
Fortunately, the servants live most of their lives with brain fog and didn’t notice the change in Jimmy’s behaviour.
Happily, all is back to normal now. After an escalation of the behaviour leading up to Easter the old Jimmy was back the moment Easter was over. Since then he has been noted muttering to himself and giving everyone surly looks.
Welcome back to the family Jimmy. Glad you're feeling better.
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